Quotes

Taking time to do nothing often brings everything into perspective. 
~ Doe Zantamata

"98 percent of all human endeavor is killing time"
~ Jerry Seinfeld

"I could be a morning person, if morning happened to be around noon"
~ Author Unknown

"Far from idleness being the root of all evil, it is rather the only true good."
~ Soren Kierkegaard

"If there was an award for laziness, I would probably send someone else to pick it up for me"
~ Author Unknown

"I'm feeling lazier than the person who drew the Japanese flag"

~ Author Unknown

"From the ages of 8-18, me and my family moved around a lot. Mostly we would just stretch, but occasionally one of us would actually get up to go to the fridge.”

~ Jarod Kintz, Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life

“Efficiency is intelligent laziness.”

 ~ David Dunham

“Laziness is the first step towards efficiency.” 
 ~ Patrick Bennett

"All of the biggest technological inventions created by man - the airplane, the automobile, the computer - says little about his intelligence, but speaks volumes about his laziness"

~ Mark Kennedy

If you're too lazy to start anything, you may get a reputation for patience.  

~ Author Unknown

People that are organized are just too lazy to get up and look for it.  

~Author Unknown

“Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helping someone move. I just went over to his house and made sure that he did not start to load his shit into a truck.”

~ Mitch Hedberg

" I don't think necessity is the mother of invention.  Invention, in my opinion, arises directly from idleness, possibly also from laziness.  To save oneself the trouble"

~ Agatha Christie

"My only hobby is laziness, which naturally rules out all others."

~ Granni Nazzano